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While we are waiting for Joyce to get back from her rounds, here are some notices spotted by a friend in Australia :

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

St Andrew's
View from Spreyton Road

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY.  PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE FACILITY ON THE 1ST FLOOR

South Tawton quarry
View from Clifford's barn

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

 

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 
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